Hyko presents its world-renowned, Expert Padel racket specially designed for expert padel players or for people that are experts at things that involve expertism.

Are you a guide for tour groups that get lost in the jungle and then need to fight off giant attack-bats?Maybe your business is ground controlling attack-jets on airplane carriers … because you couldn’t qualify for astronaut school? Or maybe your job is to manage an infestation of attack-chickens in your bedroom because someone forgot to vacuum clean the curtains. If you partake in any one of these particularly plausible professions … then Hyko Industries has produced a precision instrument perfect for your needs … Those giant attack-bats? KPOW! No more pesky attack-bats! Attack-jets? You’ll get them parked better than a Mexican parks a Hummer at a Beverly Hills hotel! Attack-chickens? Which attack-chickens … no more attack—chickens.