Perfect for someone who thinks that they’re better at the game of Padel than they really are … or for people who need to defend themselves against zombified versions of the Anas platyrhynchos domesticus.

When the zombie rubber-duck apocalypse arrives … Will you be ready? Most people, when this happens, will do ridiculous things … like … send in their cat. Others will try to use reverse psychology on these waddling weirdos. A few might offer a peace treaty … this will be foolish ... zombie rubber ducks are not known to be negotiable. At Hyko Industries we suggest that you take the high ground, zombie rubber ducks are notoriously poor climbers and then retaliate with a weapon system guaranteed to demolish these duplicitous, devilish ducks.